This Is My BOOYAH!

im Ryan. 21. Florida. im weird. i laugh by myself. noone really understands my humor. i try to keep everyone happy and it bites me in the ass sometimes. talk to me, ill entertain you =D
  • Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
  • Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
  • Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
  • Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
  • Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
  • Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
  • Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques

frickyeah1990s:

which one do you miss?

SURRRGEEEEE!!! So good.

That orbitz drink with those gross balls in it…that shit can stay dead.

(via bohemiansubmissive)